gottalovelesbians:

I’m sore…I need a massage

between my legs

with your tongue

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bones-in-the-water asked: Parabéns!

obrigada!

rustysmile asked: happy bday ;)

thanks ;)

wow!

me when u post a selfie. keep up the good work (via codeinewarrior)

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faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

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hardcorerockinn:

saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child

(via greyskiesandcolddistance)

potato-tots:

my hair is flat and lifeless just like my personality 

(via thebabyshitter)

teenjalex:

I really hate being an introvert because I sometimes think “oh hey, I can totally hang out with a bunch of people right now! I can handle it! I hate being alone!!” and then three hours into hanging out I realize how draining of energy it is for me to be around other people and I just want to curl up into a ball and isolate myself for the rest of my life.

(via thebabyshitter)

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

image

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(via fuckyeahasianhorror)

I hope
you never
regret me.

5:00 p.m. (Please don’t ever think of me as a mistake)

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(via ketamine-affliction)

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

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Tadanobu Asano in Ichi the Killer